Saturday, 20 September 2014

In the talk of our tobacco smoke

*Greeting hypothetical readers*

I was sitting on a bench in a park near my house with a cup of coffee and a pack of cigarette beside me in which had 4 cigarettes and a lighter. I was busy thinking about my future, about the things that I'm going to do and the subjects that I'll be choosing for my A levels. I was thinking about some very ramdom and pointless shits, like,

'What if I don't end up being rich?'

I knew that I was thinking shit but I couldn't help myself.

Suddenly a cold breeze started hitting me  and I started shivering. I was wearing a blue sleeveless shirt and white shorts. I finished my hot coffee and stood up with a pack of cigarette.

Suddenly, I saw a girl coming towards me and she was hot. I rephrase 'SHE WAS HOT'

She came closer and closer. I could smell the deo she used. That deo seduced the fuck out of me.

'Can you lend me a cigarette?' She asked.

'How do you know that I have cigarettes?' I asked surprisingly.

'Look at your self sexy boy, you're skinny as fuck. Your lips are black. I can see the stains of nicotine on your thumb. Haha! Lend me if you have one right now, will you?'

I was fucking shocked. I felt like she is the daughter of Sherlock Holmes lol.

'Yea, sure!' I replied.

She sat on the bench which was behind me and tossed the cigarette like a coin and grabbed it between her lips.

I took a cigarette from the pack and shoved it very hardly between my teeth and got striked on my nose with my own hand. She started chuckling and I was staring at her. She chuckled for a minute and I didn't say a word.

'Are you Agustus Waters from The Fault In Our Stars?' She asked.

I replied with a big loud 'NOOOOOOOO'

'Why are you holding the cigarette between your lips? Is it a metaphor thing? Light it!' She said.

I was surprised by her behaviour towards me and I said,

'No, I didn't like that book and Movie'

She winked at me and said,

'I like you already, love'

I lit my cigarette and gave her the lighter. She did the same. I sat beside her and we started talking.

'Hmm! Malboro Red. Isn't this cigarette supposed to be melon flavoured?' She asked.

'Yes, but the sad news is that its not melon flavoured' I replied.

'I don't even know why these people mention fake things on the pack. I bet you that the label is also fake' She said.

'Which label?' I asked.

''This one, it says 'TOBACCO CAUSES CANCER' Its written in bold letters and I strongly disagree with this label' She replied.

'Why?' I asked.

'I've never came across a smoker who has a cancer' She replied.

I didn't know what to say. I was confused. We started talking and I started liking her. She said she was 17 years old but her knowledge (for a 17 years old girl) was too much.

She was intellectual. I started admiring her intellectual capacity and her linguistic skills. What a girl? I'd marry a girl like her anyday anytime.

She could speak 6 different languages.
Arabic
Persian
English
Spanish
German
French

'Can you define me in one word?' She asked suddenly.

''Yea, I can say that you're 'GOOGLE' You're not banal and bromidic like me. You're very intriguing'' I answered.

She smiled and hugged me. This was the best hug I could ever get in my whole fucking life.

I felt like we were in heaven. We had smoke from our cigarettes all around us.

We were chatting in the talk of our tobacco smoke.

She said she started liking me because of the way I phrased things to compliment her in a way that she couldn't deny. That was a lovely feeling.

'Can I get your number?' I asked.

'Give me one reason why you want my number and I'll give it to you'. She said.

'It was a magical moment when I was in the talk of our tobacco smoke' I said.

'This is why I like you boy. The way you phrase your words is sex' She replied with a big smile on her face.

We exchanged our numbers and she left.

'Hope to see you soon' She said.

'Call me, your absence is going to be very costly' I screamed so that she can hear me properly.

She ran towards me and hugged me. She gave a peck on my cheek and said,

'You're the sweetest babe, I'll call you tonight. Bye!'